He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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