only you would photoshop your dick
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
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Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
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The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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