I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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