awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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