how do flat chested girls get laid?
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I have fence marks all over my body
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Randomize
