i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
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I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
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I think I just cured my dogs munchies
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
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