normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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