I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
My pussy is not your playground.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
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Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
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I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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