Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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