Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
this will be a night to untag.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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