Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
Randomize
