Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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