haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
He's a Shit stain on my heart
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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