I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Im part way to drunk.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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