I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
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we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
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Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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