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Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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