billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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