Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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