good thing vaginas are great cup holders
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
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We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
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She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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