Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
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