Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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