Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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