if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Success! We fucked roommates!
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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