YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I wear drunk well.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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