But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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