Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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