is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
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spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
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But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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