I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Randomize
