At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Randomize
