I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
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