Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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