I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
