they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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