): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
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I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
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Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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