Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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