my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
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she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
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New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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