Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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