dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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