dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
what if I'm pregnant?
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I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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