Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I am naked and annoyed.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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