You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
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So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
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So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
So vagazzling was a success
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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