:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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