i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
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