Buhtt sex?
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
He kissed a someone with a penis
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
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We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
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I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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