Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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