can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
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All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
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I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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