just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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