she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
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shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
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Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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