High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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