I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
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How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
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Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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