Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry VKawala hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(901): View more from Tennessee

I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.

Fav 13 1250 3002
share tweet
(239): View more from Florida

they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out

Fav 2 3978 1093
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(815): View more from Illinois

I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.

Fav 4 3783 1100
share tweet
(678): View more from Georgia

we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.

Fav 9 2879 1253
share tweet
(715): View more from Wisconsin

You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us

Fav 9 3504 1264
share tweet
(206): View more from Washington

Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage

Fav 3 2173 1442
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(931): View more from Tennessee

I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here

Fav 4 2399 803
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(352): View more from Florida

If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.

Fav 0 322 187
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(253): View more from Washington

I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.

Fav 0 35 5
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT