Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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