it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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