Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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