Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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