Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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