My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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