O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
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